Symantec Endpoint, just stop this

More like SEMENtec endpoint amirite

Emails where you blatantly contradict yourself and render the message pointless, registering multiple computers under the same name due to a quirk in the installation, arbitrarily alerting me that half the computers are 'OUT OF DATE' because you don't like how some optional settings are configured...just stop.

You're pretty thorough at picking up viruses and shit, but this needy attention-seeking behaviour has got to stop. Every machine is up to-the-minute with updates and functioning perfectly, so why all the fuss? Just take a few deep breaths and calm down.